:~: the grand tour :~:

greetings and salutations...welcome back. please remove your shoes before entering. we have a variety of vegan sandals you can wear while you explore the house...



we hope you enjoy the music wafting through our luxurious waiting room. it may not be what you hear on the radio, but we hope it will set the tone for your visit.





















to begin, overstand that we want you to read, but also to speak. feel free to leave a worshipful reply--typically referred to as a comment. there are links at the close of each entry.

also, please note the disclaimers noted under before we begin..., and browse responsibly. 

now, if you will, please look to your right where you will note several items of interest.

in the event that your vibrational level has not been attuned to our chakral biorhythms--i.e., you don't know what the hell we're talking about--you'll find answers to some of your questions under woman, wtf...?. if you have a question we haven't answered, go on and whisper it in our ear. we won't bite unless you ask.

don't worry--after a few sessions, you'll wonder how you ever lived without that luscious kundalini tingle at the base of your spine. 

we also know some wonderful goodies for sale, as well as sites you can cruise for more love like ours.

the serious side speaks for itself. if you know other resources that might be of interest, share the wealth!

here at the sugar shack, we cater to the full person. the bodyrock is essential, but we have not neglected intellectual stimulation. after a long day, we understand that you may want to simply cuddle up to one of our divine seductresses and have her read from your favorite work by cheikh anta diop. we got you. for the sensual intellectual will take you higher*. check back often for new selections, and feel free to leave suggestions.

beloveds lets you know who's following us, and might earn you a new friend or two. other delectable social networking opportunities include pleasurable twitterings and the facebook-linked peacock fan box.  both include content that doesn't make it to the blog!

don't be shy...come along for the ride.



we hope this tour was helpful. as always, we encourage you to cum often and with a smile.

ankh, udja, seneb!


*word to b. scott