the grand tour

greetings and salutations...welcome back. please remove your shoes before entering. we have a variety of vegan sandals you can wear while you explore the house...



we hope you enjoy the music wafting through our luxurious waiting room. it may not be what you hear on the radio, but we hope it will set the tone for your visit.


to begin, overstand that we want you to read, but also to speak. feel free to leave a worshipful reply--typically known as a comment. there are links at the close of each entry.

now, if you will, please look to your right where you will note several items of interest.

first, just in case your vibrational level has not yet been attuned to our chakral biorhythms--i.e., you don't know what the hell we're talking about--you'll find answers to some of your questions under woman, wtf...?. if you have a question we haven't answered, please whisper it in our ear. we won't bite unless you ask.

{don't worry--after a few sessions, you'll wonder how you ever lived without that luscious kundalini tingle at the base of your spine.}

we also know of some wonderful goodies for sale, as well as some spots you can cruise for more love like ours. please note the disclaimer and browse responsibly.

the serious side speaks for itself. if you know of other resources that might be of interest, please share the wealth.

we are all about the whole person here at the sugar shack. while we will rock your body, we haven't neglected intellectual stimulation. after a long day, you may just want to cuddle up to one of our divine seductresses and have her read from your favorite cheikh anta diop work. we got you. for the sensual intellectual will take you higher*. check back often for new selections, and feel free to leave us suggestions for more.

beloveds lets you know who's following us, and might earn you a new friend or two. don't be shy...come along for the ride.



we hope this tour was helpful. as always, we encourage you to cum often and with a smile.

ankh, wedja, seneb!


*word to b. scott