stalker love*

'cause sometimes you just need some space. and sometimes you need a whole new zip code.

5. j. holiday, "suffocate". let the girl live, man, damn.




4. lenny williams, "'cause i love you". 'cause you know he's about two steps from stalkerville...if he's not already singing this outside her bedroom window...




3. oran "juice" jones, "in the rain" (actual video here). in your car outside the restaurant? really?




2. jennifer hudson, "and i am telling you i'm not going". again, not the original, but no one's sang {yes, sang} it like that since ms. holliday. goosebump raising performance aside, the restraining order's in the mail...




1. nina simone, "i put a spell on you". it's not the original, but somehow hearing it from a sista makes that spell sound really serious...




best stalker song you haven't heard: gaelle, "parkway"




*of course, this is all in fun, but being stalked is a serious issue that is not exclusive to celebrities. if you feel you are being harrassed, you should contact your local law enforcement agency. learn more at the stalking resource center or AWARE.